my neighbour's dog is named Dave

"Daaaaave" "Daaaaaaaave" "come heeeeere Daaaaave" "Daaaaaavvvvvvve!"

ok, please tell me Dave is a dog.

In my make-belive world, Dave is a dog. It's actually a pretty cool name for a dog, isn't it? I think so.

If she was calling a human being named Dave, I'm really not all that surprised that he was evading her entreaties.

Because even to me, that voice was getting pretty damn irritating. I can only imagine how the dog felt.